I wish I were Auggie

He told me he had to go potty, but it’s 5PM and it’s dinner time. So I asked him, “Well, do you want to go potty, then eat, or eat and then go potty?”
He stood there for a moment looking totally conflicted. Then he decided to go eat first.

And it occurs to me: this is the most difficult decision he has to make.
Eat, then potty, or potty, then eat.

Oh to be an Auggie. It would be awesome.