If Auggie were a show dog…

and got his coat all floofy dried out, I guess it might look like this.

Except slightly less deranged looking. Well, maybe not.

Can you see this?? His hair is EVERYWHERE. He slobbered all over the place playing with his ball, then got out his giant sheep and started throwing it around, and his mane went *KER-POOF!* I had to take a picture but maybe you can’t see it very well in photos.
He looks like a moron.